Haf u fuckin read the newspapers as of late?

They r so damn fuckin knn funny n nonsense!

1) Ice Cream Lady Whacked 4 helping suicidist.
Where? Ghong Zhuo China

An ice cream lady was pushing her ice cream trolley in the park 2 sell
when she noticed a suicidist attempting 2 jump dwn.
so wad she did was approach the suicidist and told him...

"Young man..Life is Precious"

Next thing u noe...
the suicidist gt farked up...
whack the aunty was beaten up badly
till she was all bloody and broken....
thats not the end of it....
when she was whining n struggling in pain
the suicidist HELPED himself to the ice cream!!!
he also stole her $35
while eating the ice cream,
he can juz watch the aunty

thats not all

after he`s done,
he still whacked her again
den sum cyclist saw her and gave chase
in the end the suicidist was apprehended by the police.
the bloody aunty lived 2 tell the tale...
thats how it was published in the news a few daes later...

the old lady died due to internal bleeding 3 DAYS LATER.....

KNNCCB!
WAN 2 COMMIT SUICIDE STILL CAN WHACK!
CCB!
SUMMORE THE OLD LADY JUZ GIVE U ADVICE!
AFTER WHACK STILL CAN EAT ICE CREAM !!!!
LAN CHOW FELLA!
$35 ALSO WAN 2 STEAL!
U WAN 2 DIE SO MUCH RYTE?
NAH U GT IT!
NW POLICE HELP U 2 HANG!
CCB COW PEAR PERSON!
IM SURE THE OLD LADY IN THE GRAVE LAUGHING AT U!
KNN.....

2) Female push maid down to her death...
WHY?
Maid was late 5mins from fetching daughter.
Where?
Singapore Bishan!

The title above explains the whole story....

KNN CCB!
WAD KIND OF MOTHER FUCKER DO THAT?
CCB! LATE 5MIN KENA PUSH DOWN! CCB!
LIKE SHE NVR LATE B4 HERSELF! CCB!
SO NEXT TYME HER "OWN" HUSBAND LATE,
SHE CUT HIS LAN CHOW IZIT?
KNNCCB AGAIN....

oh yah by the wae, u all noe ryte tammy the nyp girl...
she died...

What a waste...
i nvr even get to taste her....
such a disappointment..
TSK...TSK...TSKK..

here`s the article....