hey yo! fazzy in the house yaww!!

ha ha ha. i'm so dead for doing this but wth. hope this cheers you up stinky. make sure u eat ur ubat. ok bye bye. <3.

Well started off wif watchin Mr Bean Movie wif ma Family
wich ended 11.45pm....
den went hme and waited 4 gay 4 Project (Ahem..).....
well Tiz gay ah...
sheesh...
ever kena janji melayu
janji keleng
ni janji lembu lak problem ah
supposed 2 mit up at ma place at 1am
cal n call till he wake at 1am
turns out his mum was watching late nyte soap opera..
so waited n waited till he reach ma block at 3am....
well it turned out that we didnt scout the area well enough
and we had no choice but 2 abort the project....

so seeing that, we decided not to waste the nyte...
we went to Geylang Lorong juz 2 take a peek...
hahaha 1 of the Vietnam Girl Actually Pinched Gay`s NIPPLE!!!
LOL!!!

den we saw sum hot local minahs
and sum WILD indons!

after a few rounds of survey,
we decided 2 move off coz it was already 3.45am...
so we move off...and at that point of time,
Gay`s Frenz (POLICE) raided the minahs area...

y?
coz the minahs ther r actually underage...
so we went off...
goin lavender longkang area
den to balestier
to sungai road
to sim lim area
to dhoby ghaut
-penang road
-Orchard Road
-Somerset
-Plaza Sing
-Esplanade
-City Hall
-Raffle`s Place
-Tanjong Pagar
-Outram Railroad
-ECP
-OLD Changi Airport Road (Terlajak!)
-Changi Beach
-Changi Carpark (Saw 3 Of Gay`s Fren [BAPOK])
-Downtown East

well all those destinations in 2hrs lol...

man our backbones ache and our legs screaming!
well it was at old changi road dat we switched
n weeee....
i pillion Gay to changi onwards till downtown east
speeding only to maximum of 89KM/H (Gt T.P liao)
N tats was the 1st tyme i ever used gear 5 on the REAL ROAD...
BUT THE THING IS, ITS SO DAMN FREAKING COLD!!!!
I was shivering!!! Fuck!
cursing n swearing as we go dwn twn....

n tats wher i had breakfast of the dae wif gay...
we ordered big breakfast meal n a cup of cappucino...
gay very clever wanted to order STRONG BLACK LATTE!
i told him tat he nids slip...
unless of coz he wanted 2 haf his eyes wide open and red lol....

den after breakfast
i pillion gay again to ma block...
n gt dwn ther...
Well instead of slpin, here i am blogging abt it
and nt slpin at all coz im mitin gay 11am later to TREK
sheesh...
im so gona b damn tired later 2nyte...
n im sure gay iz drooling nw as we speak....
so 4 the next 3 1/2 hr im gona play ma "So Called" DOTA
yawn...man im slpy.....
gosh
heavens noes if i were 2 fell asleep nw,
i wud only wake up at wad..2? 3pm?
lol...

bin so long i blog....
y ?
coz im sick of routine days....

wake up early mor,
go werk from 7am till 5.30pm
den after tat followed by either car prac or motor prac
sheesh n after tat i go hme eat n Kapoot....
n it starts again the same dae...

tiz goes on like FREAKIN everydae!
even ma weekends are considered weekdaes!

sheesh...
nywae ma car TP....iz tiz sun....
god may i pass....insyaallah....

i dun wana fail coz the next available TP slot is like freaking OCTOBER!!!!
God...i haf 2 rot 7 months before ma test again
sheesh...
n its like i dun haf the tyme....
goin NS soon...

Gd bye world....soon...
NOT!...gona haf ma best tyme 2 months b4 i go ns...
i b clubin
goin out here n ther
shoppin
makan sutra
N the most i wan 2 do
is make tyme 4 ma lil furball..
gona miz her aniwae...
T___T

niwae here i am
at temasek poly
at gay`s school
hahah
u may b wondering y im here

well tiz mor
mr gay took leave juz 4 me
n no...
nt 2 fuck ma backside or he needed 1
he was kind enough 2 send me
2 CMPB

juz 2 haf ma 3RD! MED CHK!
im sick of tiz medical checkups

well the thing is tat i dropped
from PES A to PES B
y? coz i suffered from spondocolyosis
wads tat? tat ma fren
is a backbone problem...
had it when i was young till now...

suay man...
juz bcoz of tat go hospital
4 doctor chk up\
den x-ray lah
den do summore weird medical experimentions on me
den after all tat torture
they slam ma bill 2 me...
n its like freaking $200++
den gt doc letter summore
den after a few weeks come back again
4 reappointment wif doc again...
argh!!!!!!

den go bck cmpb 4 3rd chk up!
fuck man!

n after tat went to alexandra road area there
coz gay had an accident the other dae
n went to the Bajaj Pulsar Show House do some
minor adjustments and repairs
while i screen 4 ma future bike again....

well juz ma luck they actually STILL HAVE 1ST HAND "SP" n "KR"
cool ryte?
well the sad part is tat u down payment 1.5k juz 4 shipment
they pre order 4 u from warehouse mainland china

Was considering TZM bt well...
nah...no parts....

and after tat here i am in Temasek Poly...
typing blog...
y?

coz gay had 2 stayback n complete his poly...
ok gay here gtg....
bye

HERES SUM STICKERS COVER U CAN PUT OVER UR PSP
PRETTY NEAT N COOL HUH?


HERE`S A PIC OF A CHROME RED STICKER.....

IF U FIND STICKERS A MESS N STICKY, GET THE COVERS DEN!!!

Also ur psp cant juz download games juz like tat wif the pathetic 34mb memory they give
u need at least a 1gb to hold up to 3 games (DEPENDING ON GAME SIZE!!!)

SO tiz iz the 4G memory card
cost abt S$198


Tiz wonder babe here 8G cant be found in Spore
i bin all over spore trying 2 find tiz card...
it cost abt US$548
If u tink 1G holds3 games
2G holds 6 games...
n we cant get 8G in spore...
lets juz b patient shall we?

Sony Psp has decided to make a 32G MEMORY CARD!
YES A 32G!!!!
its called the memory stick PRO-HG DUO!!!
oh man cant wait 2 get ma hands on it....
sadly though....
its not yet in the market...
as it cost HELL OF A BOMB 4 IT!!!!!

SUM idiot tried 2 merge a psp n a gameboy....

the Rumored PSP2

PSP n its HELL LOT ACCESORRIES ME N MA FRENZ COMBINED

N tiz 1......
tiz 1 should go 2 ma fren Zaini the gay...
wonder if he wans a PURPLE psp 4 his bdae....
hmmm....


N FOR THOSE HU NIDS PSP HELP OR WANT TO NOE HW OR URE A NOOB ABT PSP, DUN HESITATE N TAG ME....IF U WANA LEARN HW 2 UPLOAD VIDS N PICS, BY ALL MEANS TAG ME....ANYTHING ABT PSP TAG ME...

Alryte2 im dead tired....
n sum furball pestering me 2 update

so well here it is....

im gettin a new hp...

m1 was so kind to give me a voucher of $150 OFF!!
4 A NEW HP PURCHASED!

But ther`s a catch though...
i haf 2 use it by 28 feb...

NB turtle tol.....
gime less den a month 2 raise $ n tink of new hp

niwae the models available nw
arent tat good...

haiz... so i will sae gd bye 2 ma 3G nOKIA 6280
U bin a gd hp 2 me...
eventhough u lag n make me go nokia shop 4 updates n repairs!

oh well...tats the past
must move on in life if nt...
we`ll b left behind n no one will pull or push us....

so i will sae hello 2 ma soon 2 b new hp...
the motorolla V6 MAXX

unlike V3 or V3 i or V3X N V3XX

thiz V6 iz the bomb...
well juz the specs urself if u wan
aniwae here`s the pic of the hp...
N if so...
Tag me about the hp cons n pros B4 28 FEB!!!


im still considering N73 but......
wth? its a lame old brick hp....
haiz..
not much models tiz month....

heh 2dae was great..really had a great tyme...

met Furbs at a location wich cant be revealed here...
*ma fmly membez reads ma blog... n yes ma mum reads it too...

went to bugis 2 search 4 ma dad`s new 12" laptop sticker cover...
well it cost about $80 bucks
anywae me n furbs walked round bugis street n spent abt 10mins in each shop
jus browsing n lookin at clothes, accessories, models, books n comics.

N YEAH WE WENT TO EAT...ALOT!!!
even the aunty was shocked wen we ordered 4 cups of drinks!!!
hahahah!

aniwae bought 4 her a radio head t-shirt and hp accessories...
hmm...all went very smooth 2dae...

played outrun 2006 at the arcade....
man nothing beats REAL DRIVING!!!

I mean the simulator is juz 1 STEP AWAE FRM REAL DRIVIN EXPERIENCE!!
Anywae started off wif challenging furbs
den another 2 guys joined in the game
n we raced n drift!

well being the **(SELF PROCLAIMED)
S`porean Outrun 2006 D.K (Drift King!)

i won 1st on all the games...
hahahah
till now...no 1 has yet 2 beat me in tat game...
any1 of u who alwaes wanted a challenge on OUTRUN2006,
FIND ME!!! SET TYME AND ARCADE VENUE!
lol!

all thxs 2 ma dad 4 letting me drive n practice on his car REAL TYME!
Btw....

heck i gt maself an ORIGINAL WWE T-SHIRT!!!!

hahahaha marx n louis r so gona b jealous!!!!




***Juz 2 bad i cant wear it 2 fridae prayers though..too explicit..

went kallang stadium again and watched the second Spore match again!!!!
woo hoo...
well all was great and all
aniwae the game wasn`t tat bad... 7/10??
aniwae the crowd really like 1 big fmly 1

hahah
loud horns and whistles and screams and shouts
with the *BUTO cheers and nt 4getting the classsic oh le oh le chants

singapore flawless biased stadium
anywae most of ma frenz r there
all going with their dates and family
well wad wae of watching spore final live match at kallang
den wif ma LUVING gf and Spore No.1 GAY zaini?

lol
hahahah

we were basicly laughing all the wae...
hahah
"Buto" cheers
"refree kayu" cheers

and me saying refree BLACK loudly till everyone
turned their heads 2 me and laughed loudly

aniwae it was fun...
zaini being a gay n bastard he is threw
crackers and green tea bottle in the air
luckily no one was hurt...
*shakes head
tsk..tsk..tsk..(childish)

aniwae "roti sardin" cud b seen flying
bottles...
tin cans
plastic cups...

the most fucked up part was that
team thailand took about 15mins
whether to give penalty or not...
1 spore fan was so fucked up he threw a
roll of tissue on the field...

hahah really fun and exciting last nyte...
there was a fan in ma area
he kinda resemble sum 1 i knew.. (mr Pear)
he wore the spore flag like superman
and beat his kompang all the wae..
he even booed the thai fans
lol

there was a commotion that the thailands
were attacked by sporeans who threw wadeva they can find
to the thais....
police inforcement were stepped in as a result..
no casually...lucky...if not i oso wana join lol!

ma gay fren was really happy of coz
seeing his origins country playing in spore
n i keep disturbin him bapok siam lol!!!!
even the fans were chanting thai bapok during the interval
lol
hahahah

thinking n remembering wad happened last nyte brought smiles 2 me
things like
"konek termasuk"
"eh bodoh ni bukan takraw! ni bola bodoh!"
"world cup pun tak macam gini!"
"refree kayu!"
"refree black!"
"$2 pun duit!"
"eh faster lah hoi! 2moro gt werk la hoi!
"eh 2moro attachment lah hoi!"
**9 claps n den followed by "BUTO!"
"Eh relak lah game belom abiz! lagi baik tak datang!"

hahahah
well got home almost 12am last nyte
n woke up late 4 attachment...
mati sak...
oh well juz a fake M.C will do lol

but the fucked up ting is tat y final gt 2 leagues man?
wtf?
Next match cud b assumed tat
spore go thai n vs thai....
shit...
BASTERO TOL!
sporeans not there 2 support!

*9 claps .......BUTO!

Heres the pics...

THE PENALTY THAT EARNED SPORE 2ND GOAL



DURING THE GAME



THE RICH GRANDSTAND FANS



THE KALLANG WAVE!!!



ME N MA LUVING GF.....(Damn i had food in ma mouth!!)

tiz iz a test! frm ma psp! woohoo! wil b postin abt durex n psp!

hey ma gay fren was actually on MTV?

OMG!!!

Summore nvr tell me!
he so loves nirvana tat he acted in tiz music vid!!!

wah wah!
the gay sure has risen...

from a cock suckin asshole playin changi lady boy
2 a mtv actor
den last year made a movie
haiz...

maniam...look at us...
we`re still normal people...

but nvm ryte?
at least we`re not a fool 2 believe free ipod dildo!!!!

aniwae here`s his video wif his fav band nirvana




What is this song all about?
Cant figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish youd tell me, I dont know
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...

Now Im mumblin and Im screamin
And I dont know what Im singin
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin
I still dont know what Im singin
Were so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah

Its unintel-ligible
I just cant get it through my skull
Its hard to bargle nawdle zouss(? )
With all these marbles in my mouth
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...

Well, we dont sound like madonna
Here we are now, were nirvana
Sing distinctly? we dont wanna
Buy our album, were nirvana
A garage band from seattle
Well, it sure beats raising cattle
Yeah

And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheets so hard to find
What are the words? oh, nevermind
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...

Well, Im yellin and were playin
But I dont know what Im sayin
Whats the message Im conveyin?
Can you tell me what Im sayin?
So have you got some idea?
Didnt think so -- well, Ill see ya
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, odinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayaaaaaah!

ma comp still down server still furkin laggin...

aniwaes im dedicating tiz video

2 the gay rempit in simei......
hu werks full time in changi...

the rempah mamak maniam...

n our confused chinese fella kel

aniwae the cast 4 the video....

gay wud b the singing cow dressed in purple
maniam wud b the skinny black fella hu alwaes schemes on people
kel wud b the big "KAMBING" (Sheep)
faz wud b the other skinny "kambing" hu rolls awae later...
n me...the snowman!

aniwae haf fun listening....

im kinda hooked 2 tiz song currently
irritating but rhythemic lol

even ma adiks r like play tat song again!!!
lol

**if u wonder wad the song title iz, its HOLLY DOLLY

sori eversince the earthquake,
my server damn slow...
n im one of the DAMN LUCKY 4 MILLION PEPS affected

ccb...all singnet users cant use server 4 at least 2 weeks!
ccb...
well lets all pray n hpe n haf faith tat
the server b restored....

aniwae...
read the news later?
hahah the durex fella kena kan by CID
HAHAHAH
C LAH CON PEOPLE $ nw kena fuck...
nw he muz face the gahman...
sure fuck backside leave abt 4-5 holes 1...hahaha
will post more abt him soon...

aniwae check bck ma OLDER post abt the nkf saga...
many peps loike it...hahah
tats y tiz blog ATTRACTS UNWANTED ATTENTION N E WRONG CROWD.

another topic iz abt the malay society...
wads wrg wif all the mats n minahs tiz days?
all u do everydae iz juz waste n slack each dae n ur life passes by...
do sumtin meaningful while u can...
visit the mosque at least den drinking n fuckin arnd...

BUKAN NK STEP BAIK ATAU USTADZ PAT C NI EH...
TAPI JUZ 2 SPREAD THE WORD AROUND.....

i mean 4 exg...look at the 3g hp....
all the 3g HOME MADE VIDEOS....
ALL MADE BY HU?
BY MALAYS!!!

N IT JUZ SO HAPPENS I SAW
A FEW OF MA X`S AND FRENZ IN IT
REALLY WTF...

Dun u haf anitin else better 2do?
record ur gf...break up den blue tooth around?

tink funny izit?
4 the mats....
hw wud u feel if ure drunk n all the BAPOKS
rape u n bluetooth the vid around???

fun? funny?

i dun tink so....

Treat others the wae u wan 2 b treated...

aniwae ma com "SOD" abit will try 2 sent sim lim by tiz week....
aniwae luv ya peps...

In Spore its okay if the girls and boys of the malay society 2 hold hands.
Its okay 4 the malay girls 2 wear loose and revealing outfits.

Its NORMAL 2 find malay ouples at voiddecks or staircases fuckin each other brains out
Its also NORMAL 2 haf malay drunkards around in the wee hours...

but in M`Sia, hell...notin is alryte over there..
there was a controversy wen the PM of msia touched michael yeo bare shoulder
tat the government called out 2 collect back all articles, magazines and pictures back

well....if u still dun fuckin undstd wad im trying 2 sae...view the vids...below
if the guy wif the camera EXIST in spore hell i whack n beat the crack out of him!!!!
so jealous izit no girl wans him tat he take it out like tat?
knnccb...this kind of people also exist one...









Get wad i mean now?
Malay society....tsk ...tsk...tsk...rosak man

U NOE I JUZ CANT STAND ANY OF THIS FUCKIN NONSENSE

I JUZ HAD 2 BLOG TIZ OUT N I NOE U MOTHER FUCKERS READ THIS SHITTY BLOG

THIS APPLIES 2 ALL MA FRENZ N PEPS HU NOE ME!
(terasa? GOOD 4 U! ITS MEANT 4 U!)

IF NOT JUZ SHUT THE FUCK UP N READ ON!!

Alryte 1st of all
im sick of our frenship tats 4 sure

1)call yourselves members?
FUCK U!
U ONLY NEED ME 4 HELP AND WHEN U NEED 2 CABUT
DURING WERK TIME!

IM THE LEADER N SHOW SUM RESPECT!
I TOLD U PEOPLE U PEOPLE R GONA GET SACK!
HELL I HAD THE AUTHORITY 2 KICK U OUT!
ITS U PEOPLE HU R PULLING MA STATUS N GRADES DOWN!
ITS BCOZ OF U PEOPLE TAT SOMETIME MA WERK IZ NT PERFECT!
U PEOPLE R JUZ A LAZY LEPAKZ TYPICAL TYPES OF MALAY
WIF NO FUTURE N DUN CARE WHAT IN STORE`S 4 U TOMORROW!

NW U WANA PUT THE BLAME ON ME?
HELL GO AHEAD AND ASK THE MANAGER HU SACK MARCUS!???
Y?

SCARED PAI SEH RYTE?
SCARED U ALL ACTUALLY MAKE STORY TELL OTHER PEOPLE RYTE?
PAI SEH RYTE?
LISTEN U MOTHER FUCKERZ!

I TOLD U ALL SINCE DAY 1...
DUN MESS WIF ME....
I CAN GIV U HELL...
N U GUYS GT IT!
ALL THX 2 URSELVES!
NT ME!
I TOLD U GUYS 2 WERK BT NO...
SIT OUTSIDE...
LEPAK
SMOKE TALK COCK!!!!
CCB!
1 DAE DUN SMOKE WUN KILL U LAN CHOW!

N PLZ THINK!!!!
HW THE HELL U LIVE DURING UR INFANT DAYS?
U NVR HAD CIGGARETTES YET U STILL LIVE!
STUPID TYPICAL MATS!
CANNOT THINK!
NO BRAIN!
GT TESTICLES 4 BRAINS!
MALAYS SOCIETY ROSAK!!!!
OVERTIME CABUT....
GOT 2 STAYBACK U CABUT...
SO HUS FAULT IZIT?
MINE?
UR MOTHER ASSHOLE!
ITS FINE IF URE NOT TALKING 2 ME...
THINK WAD?
WITHOUT U PEPS I CANNOT LIVE IZIT?
TAKDA MEMBEZ TAKDA HIDOP?
TAKE TAT PHRASE AND STUFFED IT IN UR GOD DAMN ASSHOLE DAMMIT!

2)(4 another group of frenz)

u call urselves brothers?
suck dick ah u all
remember they all gang up against u?
hu stand by ur side?
me asshole!
hu put to an end to it?
me asshole!
ur x-gf dumped u!
nw u gt new chio gf hu recommend asshole?
its all thxs 2 me!

n mother fucker?
juz bcoz u guys werk 2gether
alwaes hang out each other and fuck backside...
n i cant make it...
doesn`t mean im "SOMBONG" ok?
i dun haf tat much $$$ like u guys do!
i gt responsibilities n i nid cash alryte?
i DUN HAF PARENTS hu give $ like water every week!
ccb!!!
i haf 2 werk 4 it !
even at hme i had 2 do chores 2 earn xtra $$$

and doesnt mean sum1 gt motorbike 2 sent and fetch u
u dun nid me ok?

JUZ REMEBER TIZ EACH TYME U RIDE HIS BIKE AGAIN
tiz iz the fucker hu alwaes talk bad n make stories abt u....
tiz iz also the fucker hu nvr wanted 2 invite u wen gt outing
n dump u juz bcoz u
gt no concession or $$$ last year.....

N WAKE UP!
HU`S THE FREN HU ALWAES ASK U OUT N BLANJA U
RICH OR POOR???!!!
HU`S THE FREN ALWAES THERE HU CALLS U UNLIKE TAT MAT REMPIT?
HU HELPED U FINANCIALLY
WEN TAT MAT REMPIT SO STINGY GT XTRA $200 IN POCKET
DUN EVEN WAN 2 LEND U?

FUCK U FREN!
THINK ABT IT!
DUN TINK URE THE ONLY FREN IN TIZ WORLD!
I GT OTHER N BETTER FRENZ DEN U!
IF U TINK IM GONA ACCEPT UR APOLOGIES?
GO CHANGI FUCK THE BAPOK OK?

LIKE I SAID!
KALAU TERASA NOT MA PASAL!!!!

Frm nw on ma circle of frenz....
the legendary kye
is OFFICIALLY COLD HEARTED

n i dun give a damn animore
im sticking to those peps who were
loyal 2 me
n kept their word
hu dun bastard n tell each other secrets off...

if u wana noe wich ROYAL N LOYAL peps
im talking abt,
i SMSed abt 80+ peps
wishin them a happy new year
PERSONALLY OR NON PERSONAL....
if i didnt sms or call ya....
u r neither ma fren nor foe..

ure notin 2 me...get it?
notin....
gt a problem wif tat?
u gt ma no.
u gt ma address...
knock anytime
we will settle it....

Haf u fuckin read the newspapers as of late?

They r so damn fuckin knn funny n nonsense!

1) Ice Cream Lady Whacked 4 helping suicidist.
Where? Ghong Zhuo China

An ice cream lady was pushing her ice cream trolley in the park 2 sell
when she noticed a suicidist attempting 2 jump dwn.
so wad she did was approach the suicidist and told him...

"Young man..Life is Precious"

Next thing u noe...
the suicidist gt farked up...
whack the aunty was beaten up badly
till she was all bloody and broken....
thats not the end of it....
when she was whining n struggling in pain
the suicidist HELPED himself to the ice cream!!!
he also stole her $35
while eating the ice cream,
he can juz watch the aunty

thats not all

after he`s done,
he still whacked her again
den sum cyclist saw her and gave chase
in the end the suicidist was apprehended by the police.
the bloody aunty lived 2 tell the tale...
thats how it was published in the news a few daes later...

the old lady died due to internal bleeding 3 DAYS LATER.....

KNNCCB!
WAN 2 COMMIT SUICIDE STILL CAN WHACK!
CCB!
SUMMORE THE OLD LADY JUZ GIVE U ADVICE!
AFTER WHACK STILL CAN EAT ICE CREAM !!!!
LAN CHOW FELLA!
$35 ALSO WAN 2 STEAL!
U WAN 2 DIE SO MUCH RYTE?
NAH U GT IT!
NW POLICE HELP U 2 HANG!
CCB COW PEAR PERSON!
IM SURE THE OLD LADY IN THE GRAVE LAUGHING AT U!
KNN.....

2) Female push maid down to her death...
WHY?
Maid was late 5mins from fetching daughter.
Where?
Singapore Bishan!

The title above explains the whole story....

KNN CCB!
WAD KIND OF MOTHER FUCKER DO THAT?
CCB! LATE 5MIN KENA PUSH DOWN! CCB!
LIKE SHE NVR LATE B4 HERSELF! CCB!
SO NEXT TYME HER "OWN" HUSBAND LATE,
SHE CUT HIS LAN CHOW IZIT?
KNNCCB AGAIN....

oh yah by the wae, u all noe ryte tammy the nyp girl...
she died...

What a waste...
i nvr even get to taste her....
such a disappointment..
TSK...TSK...TSKK..

here`s the article....

Wah knn!!

did u noe ?
sum metallica or metal songs

if u played it in rewind,
u cud actually hear satanic verses

or they call it

devil`s words

so heres sum i found
shud realli hear it

DUN FORWAD OR SKIP IT
COZ THE VERSES CAN B HEARD FOR ONLY A FEW SECS OR SO...
SO JUZ BEAR WITH IT TILL THE END AITE?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x-R44A5ddE

Man i juz cant get enuf of the current wwe

hell yeah it sucks 2 years ago afta ending the wwf ruthless aggression era
bt nw...

i gt 2 hand it 2 them

D-X is BACK!!!
Are u ready???????

hell bin watchin wwe 4 quite sum tyme nw
frm the beginning of tat gay king booker
frm the beginning of tat wwe chamipion john cena retard
frm the return of the GREAT Batista 2 the ring n
reclaiming if his world heavyweight championship

and the best of all is still i have 2 sae is d-x

bring it on wwe...
may the year 2007 bring back great moments frm wwf.

n if ure nt done wif tat...
kye`s gt 2 words 4 ya...
SUCK IT!!!!!

HAPPY FUCKIN NEW YEAR EVRY1!!!!!

AT MARINA BAY THERE THE FIRE WERK DISPLAY
Below is the footage of the firewerks countdown
THE STUPID SCREAMING GIRLS INFRONT LIKE KENA FUCK BACKSIDE
CCB!
C FIREWERKS UNTIL MOAN LIKE TAT...CCB!



AT Downtown all mats n minahs gathered...
encountered all ma old mat rep n minah frenz who
i nvr contacted in years!!!!!

wow!
the d-marquee was the best
the sets were live! n it was like a real club
(xcept they had no pubs...T_T)

WELL partied till 4 am n here i am at 4.19am
typing it all out ...
see be hern lay!!!

ok gtg...
n maniam u wanted farkin updates?
i updated already...

still more 2 come...

Hello fellow muslims of all kinds

Juz wana wish all ma
muslims,
Santan-muslims
Bah Kua-muslim
frenz

a slamat hari raya haji.

miz ma mum
she`s there at mekkah
doin haji n werkin at the same tyme
wonder hws she doin though...

Lets pray a min of silence 4 the poor KAMBINGS tat gona b slaughtered
later.... *MBEK!

y muz it b sheep?
cant it b a cow instead?

if ure looking 4 FUCKIN cow,
i noe 1 hu lives in simei
juz 2 bad he`s gay though....
terasa nt ma pasal!

btw its kinda BASTARD tat saddam had 2 die on the joyous occasion...
BT I REALLI DUN DARE 2 SAE ANITIN
WAIT KENA KAN BY GAHMEN...
SUMMORE SPORE INFLUENCED BY US...
WAH CHIA LAT LIAO
here`s his execution video though.... enjoy
(MA LIL SIZ CRIED WATCHING IT!!!)

FINALLY THE LEGEND HAS COME BACK 2 BLOG!!!!

WADSUP!?!
all right all right
SCOLD ME AL U WAN
havent bin blogging 4 a LONG LONG TYME
bt hey!

im bck 2 blog..
ALRYTE MATTA FUCKERZ?

kinda long story..
let me summarise y i havent been updating...

1) CCB werk till late
2) sleep LIKE LOG after werk
3) GF commitment
4)Family commitment
5)Computer Down KNNCCB
6)KENA LOCK UP (Dun Ask)
7) BZ wif lan chow projects
8) Im missing out ma life...

So well let me go n remember wad i can n blog it out aite?

tke cre

Hahaha check out wad i found
sex kittys by hawker centre

2Dae went hme wif ma female frenz..
6 girls 3 guys
normal ting 2 do
cozs we waiting 4 bus
tat explain the no.s
daily ting
normal wad?

so wen going out...
waitin 4 bus
out of no where
tiz knnccb makciks
kay po kay po
wif saggy tit
cme to us sae
we duno hw 2 pai seh
ccb!!!

den scold ma female frenz
no dignity n self shame
coz they alter their skirt tight2
knnccb!!!!

ma fren n me fucked up scold the makcik
sae dun kaypo n interfere wif us

ccb scold us sae we rosak!!!
I not hapy i sae dun scold us...
den i sae 2 her dun chnge us
scold ur age 1st

go geylang haig road blakang blakang
near aljunied ther
c all those
asshole pakcik
cme out frm haji mohd salleh mosque
go prostitution area!!!
knnccb i c b4 ok?

summore u wan 2 try change
our malay teenagers
chnge ur own age area b4 us

our malay commitee shud go really discuss tiz
nw u c our fucked up malay?
ccb!!!

n to tat makcik!!!
knnccb!!!

i post tiz 2 videos 2 u!!!

cme n c u old timers!!!
u makcik only jealous cause
wen u small2
cannot DO tiz kind of ting

saggy makcik!
next tyme another makcik
cme n talk 2 me
i swear im gona ask her
4 a milkshake competition
and make a video n upload on youtube!

not only tat!
i`ll bluetooth 2 all
those knnccb pakcik playin checkers!
sure steam 1!
n makcik heres the proof!





c those video aledi?
these goes 2 u makcik!!

c the vid?
ur mouth hang hang
pull it till down
n shove down ur candy ass asshole
and those saggy tits of urs,
i`ll make rubber latex
out of them!

u wana post it back?
well makcik....

knnccb!
tiz iz 2 u
FUCK YOU!

2 all those MCPL fans...
thxs 4 all ur support n reading...

thxs 4 keeping
me wanting 2 write
nonsense n funny crap
bt nw i lost sum 1 impt 2 me

n since den i dun feel crappy
nor nonsensical nor happy
so i dun tink tiz
person will contribute 2 ma blog animore
so wads da point of writing crappy nonsense
wen ma no.1 fan iz gone...

another bad news iz tat
im Confirmed goin attachment
coming mondae

at Eagles Service Asia SIA
so it will b 7.30am till late
sumtyme gt Lan chow O-T
till next mor (knnccb)
So i duno wad tyme i end

ccb
gime company 2 werk
bt gimme the lan chow isolated
area

basket mother fuckers
gimme until near
rehabilitation prison

Tink i take drug last tyme izit?
Cow pear ah!

Boh lan chow ok?

haf 2 cme out hse B4 6am !!
evry mor

den wait the bus like fuck!
ccb!

all the wae in changi industrial
ccb again

summore tke bus walk inside long long
ccb 1 more tyme

haiz and if rain the shelter like fuck
ccb 1 last tyme

aniwae luckily kena
attachment wif people i
very close with

NB
frm dae 1 of skol till
nw also same same

cb so gay sia
aniwae tats all

so how 2 blog?
wher gt fuckin tyme?

so i here i so wu liao nw
i go put tiz video
coz wen i small small
i luv tiz song

so nah lah
i chao aledi

no mood
coz tiz mornin
i really xiao xiao
duno wad 2 do animore
-----------------------
people shud try changing lyrics
2 make the video make sense

im blue..
da ber dee da ber die
dee da ber di da ber die
da ber di da ber die

change all those crap da ber dee
2

im blue
I`ll bleed i will die
if i bleed,
i will die
i will bleed,
i will die
if i`ll bleed
i will die....

or change 2

"If I was green I would die"
"I'm in need of a guy"
"I'm in need of a diet"
"I'm in need of a guy and if I was green I would die"
"I believe I would die"
"I believe I can fly"
"I believe I've been dyed"
"I was beat up and died"

make sense?
stupid ass clown editor
hu put lyric till lan chow like tat
knnccb...

KNNCCB....

MA SIZ LOST HER HP.....

I TELL U...

IF I EVA GET TAT PERSON,

I WILL WHACKED HIM TILL DIE!

JUZ WATCH OUT!

KNNCCB....

CANNOT AFFORD BUYOWN HP IZIT?

MUZ STEAL OTHER PEOPLE 1 IZIT?

ccb!!!!

its a K700i hp...

hp no. iz 97632631

any info...plz get bck 2 me

a reward iz waiting 4 u....

n its gona b a gd reward!!!!

if u try 2 keep it

n i found out...

oh man u sure r gona die!!!

KNNCCB!

F U ASSHOLE!!!!

KNNCCB

2DAE MOR I WAKE UP LIKE FUCK
C outside window den sian
the haze so fucking thick can even c smoke!!!

i wake up so fast den i c outside window i
curse n swear..

NB CCB!
TIZ KIDS PLAY FIRE
DEN CAUSE BIG FIRE!

NB!!!

I TOT WAS SEVERE HAZE!!!
CB
I TOT PSI LIKE 200 LIKE DAT

KNN
Den c tiz kind of thing i sian
ccb kids!

play fire den leave
cow pear cow boo
cb

aniwae the CD all cme
put out the fire n shit
i take sum pics
haiz
wad a dae 2 wake me up
ccb!

fucking freakin kids!!!
i dare u cme dwm ma blk

play fire
i burn all ur lan chow!!!

ok 2dae i beri the sian liao
everydae
same2

wake up
werk
werk
werk
college
college assignments
projects

den attachment
nb...

bin cabuting ma attachment
anytyme sure kena fuck 1

aniwae cant wait 12 DEC!!!!
car final prac
haha
den get license can drive around again
cb
gt license bt no car
ccb....

tinking of getting mazda rx8 at first
bt after seeing specs n shit
not interested
coz not many modifications can do 1

so tot of proton gen2

tiz car eventhough small can fit 4-5 people

DUN FUCKING CARE WAD

u people sae abt tiz car
coz its ma first fucking car
so its ma lyfe
ma choice
n ma car!!!

knn... reali no mood liao 2 blog...
aniwae these is the gen 2 car pic...

Was searching 4 the latest mp4 products
wen i c tiz kind
cb gay ting

NB!

U C The pic properly!!!

N yes tats a CCB DILDO!!!!
SICK SIA!!!

CCB
LISTEN MP3 DEN
FUCK URSELF!!!

CCB!!!!
MIght AS WELL GET REAL COCK!

ccb summore gt their own website
check it out........

http://www.ohmibod.com/

really sick...

CCB no idea they come up
wif this kind of thing 2 attract users...

NW I NOE Y GAY MP4 SPOIL...SHEESH!

Cheebye

No wonder all ipod smell like chee-bye!!!!

Tiz month i put up a song..

To be loved --- Papa Roach

The lyrics currently fits perfectly 2 wad im feeling right now
the lyrics fits ma describtion too...
so enjoy...

I want domination..
I want your submission..
I see you're not resisting..
To this temptation..
I've got one confession..
A love deprivation..
I've got a jet black heart..
It's all fucked up and it's falling apart..
I've got another confession..
I fell to temptation..
And there is no question..
There was some connection..
I've got to follow my heart..
No matter how far..
I've gotta roll the dice..
Never look back and never think twice..
Take your past and burn it up and let it go..
Carry on; I'm stronger than you'll ever know..
That's the deal; you get no respect..
You're gonna get yours..
You better watch your fucking neck!!

IM BACK...
TIZ TYME 4 GD!!!!
n it gt a new skin 2 it

haha
wasnt easy 4 sum1
bt u made it happen 4 tiz blog
thx

aniwae
y nowadaes
army peps call me ah?
ccb

they que like fuck
wait long2
den call me talk 15mins
they cry2
call sae
their gf leave them
cb

i heard frm 6 different frenz of mine
hu nw go ns n sum fin liao
all lose their gf
coz they gt no tyme 4 their gf
ccb
we serve ns protect u
u go 2 other guy n go fuck
lan-cheow ok?
U GIRLS ALL MAKE EMPTY PROMISES!
Sae u b 2gether n shit..
wen we go ns,
u give ur cheebye 2 sum1 else..

aniwae while going up ma blok
juz nw caught a couple fucking
at the staircase

ccb
the floor all wet wet
gt mark 1
like wax like tat

knn all tiz while i tot
apek spit PUI PUI!
on the floor

bt actually is lan cheow spit 1
nb!

ccb wana do also
muz do at people hse staircase meh?
like gt no other place like tat

nwadaes these teens so daring
nb wana fuck also fuck in bus,
car, staircase,
parks,
tents
n others

cmon lah nxt tyme go hotel lah
$15 1 nyte

nb wana do also scared

malays nwadae really jialat liao...
the malay society muz change
n go 4 a revolution
we gt evryting in bad leh
highest academic failures
crimes
drugs
premarital marriage
unwanted pregnancies
husband whack wife
gambling

juz sae sure we malay high percentage 1....
nt fair

gt 1 tyme me n ma frenz sit at the bus nvr coz prblm
we nvr talk 2 each other
n all sit alone
kuai kaui nvr distb people
den all tiz SECONDARY MATS
ALL CME N STARE AT MA FREN LIKE BIG FUCK

KKNCCB!!!

WAN 2 STARE STARE
ALL 6 OF US STARE BACK
CB

small sec skol kid wana bully us big kids
U ONLY TEENAGERS WE ADULTS!
only sec 4 or 5 wana action
ccb

take exam den can action
nw cannot
all gt notin n no future yet wana stare2
ccb

all these r malay kids
all wana die izit?

summore wen we stare bck they scared
COZ THEY REALIZE WE R ALL BIG N IN NO.S

WANA ACTION BT DEN SCARED
so we waited 4 them
wen we gt dwn interchnge
at tamp
ma fren hu kena stare
nt happi
so we wait all them go dwn
den wen they cme dwn
they all cme dwn
sae paiseh
sorry

knnccb
wen they sae paiseh
i go ther n scold CB!
i sae u small kid wana stare2 ma fren
gt problem?

then they sae sori n all scared turn go hme
ccb

if ure a girl
cnfirm u all kena distb by these mats 1
knnccb

all gt no life wana beoh n distb gal
ask no.
get 2 noe
fuck them
LAN CHEOW SATISFIED CB LOOSE
leave them....
ccb

Oh, and they like staircases a lot, especially those that are used often;
sum can even take video den bluetooth
all shiok let pep c how fuckin stupid they are.
sure they all hang arnd 1 gang big2
in numbers they like action pro n shit

bt wen u take juz 1 of them
they break dwn cry 4 mother father
bail them out

I MASELF M A MALAY
bt y m i criticising n scolding my own community???
coz our malay society suxs

n its A TRUE HARD FACT!
Malays are royally screwed up.
And a lot of it is true.
Statistics don't lie.

Den thers all those MATS N MINAHS
sae they like tat coz
they gt problem
F-U BACK CB

Nobody owes you a living.
or responsible for your failings n choices except yourself.

And that means,
stupid mat tapereds
bloody skin heads n roodys
and finally those 3 inch thick make up minahs,

instead of worrying whether the haircuts
and the clothes complete the look
whether you're talking loud enough for everyone to hear

maybe you should start thinking about what you're gonna be when you actually grow up.
Which is a pity, because you're probably about 25 already and with 2 kids.
I pity the parents of today, and fear to be one when the time comes.

If anyone's going to make any comments about how unfair and sweeping those comments were, sae lor!

I know ggt many decent Malay families
out there that embody good values and have good kids,
but these aren't the people we see in public;
these aren't the ones forming public opinions of Malays.

Hell, I'm a Malay.
One of us should at least have the nerve to say this.
We've had it a long time coming.
TIME 2 OPEN UP
N C THE TRUTH ABT US !

N 4 THOSE MAKCIK N PAKCIK HU
LIKE 2 PICK ON US TEENAGERS
CCB N GO FUCK UR BACKSIDE OK?

B4 U TARGET US TEENS
CHECK UR OWN AGE 1ST!

CCB PAKCIKS N MAKCIKS
GOIN BATAM 4 CHEAP SEX

N THOSE PAKCIKS HU WEAR SONGKOK
AT TAMPINES BLOK 200 PLUS
COFFEE SHOP AREA DRINK BEER!
DURING FASTING MONTH!
CCB!

Duno their age group tat well wana influence us small kids!
knnccb!!!

COCK SIA
nw no hp

tat seelang gay duno wad he do
wanna beoh n drool n PCC
c girl picture in ma hp

NB

he lock ma security code
till the whole hp cannot unlock
even on/off button cannot press
and cannot unlock key pad lock!
so cannot press aniting lor
unless i noe wad tat gay press
cb

den wen i call nokia service
CCB

they sae
ma hp kena lock
den must change software, microchip inside and all
NB

change microchip is $150
den of coz gt service charge
$50

den gt duno wad charge 4gt aledi
$25

KNNCCB
TOTAL $225

Even warranty dun cover all tiz shit!
KNNCCB
NW MUZ GO N WERK LIKE JIALAT LIKE TAT!
KNNCCB

wah piang neh!
summore if dun collect after 3daes phone is repaired,
they have the right 2 dispose war-the hp liao
knn

people no $$$
u service 4 me so fast den i gt no $$ 2 pay
lan cheow ok

ok alot of tings happen recently
gt no tyme 2 blog
later wen gt tyme i blog liao
nw very the chimp leh

so nw wait 1st
later gt tyme i blog
shud b arnd wed or thu

den hor
2 all ma fans
plz wait a bit more
i noe u all wan funny crap
bt wait
nw very the bz

so until i cme back i blog k?

juz 1 ting 1st
KNNCCB
Hari Raya not over yet
u people set up christmas
decorations!!!

wah cow
so kiasu
christmas in 2 months they put on lights aledi
NB

Yestd was quite fun
met Ila n her bezfren Fiq
they quite ok
bt quite fun
teasing Ila all the wae
n Fiq laugh laugh till xiao
bt all tat laughter muz end coz

KNN muz go msia kampung
really gt notin 2 do ther

dwn ther technology dun exist
argh!
u show PSP 2 those kampung kids
they like
wow
oh man
can i try 2 play?
smiling showing their black decay teeth

i sae

KNNCCB NO!
EXPENSIVE STUFF K?

go play ur Lan-cheow marbles
n plastic soccer ball lah!

knn ther gt notin
GT 7-11
bt 2 go ther is like wad?
ccb FREAKIN!!
30-45min walk
argh!
very sian!!!!
ccb!

goin ther later at 6pm
im gona miz ma spore frenz
spore high rise buildings
ma aircon room
ma reception
ma kaki`s
& of coz ma darlin FURtado

haiz
ok lah hope u enjoy my curent tracks

Promiscous RMX-Nelly Furtado
Milkshake Bass RMX-Kelis n sum other idiots

2dae Spore Residents can sleep well
knowing the Legendary Kye
has left his vicinity n throne

MARK MA WORDS
I will unleash crappy nonsense
FURTADO I WAN A REMATCH!!!

KNNCB
PUI PUI PUI!
CB

tiz wad malay call
DOLAT!
CB
last tyme i sent
tat gay n all other frenz
tiz damn video nw i kena bck
cb
i wana vomit sia
nw no mood 2 eat
cheebye grayson
knn 2 moro u die!
if u wana noe wad movie, c below.........

PUI PUI PUI!!!


Milk Shake (Very Graphic)
CLICK HERE TO WATCH VIDEO

Yestd really wtf dae!
KNN CCB I TELL U
U SURE LAUGH 1

NB!
yestd ma papa
tellin me
help repair ma mei mei hp
so i go lor

i bring her cme also liao
so wen collectin
she noe 2 cme herself
so we wait long2
CB
wen waiting gt tiz fat lady
juz cut que n sit sae she gtg soon
NB
Summore the assistant can let her pass
CB!
LIKE I GT NOTIN 2 DO ALSO
PUA-CB!

aniwae we wait n wait
ma mei mei sian
she walk2
i sit dwn
kuai-kuai
play psp
den wen our turn
the assistant open the hp
cb!

inside gt ants!
KNNCCB!

I duno wan 2 laugh or wad
cb!
the hp inside gt ants so many!
summore can make nest!
cb juz nw i on off take out put
batt no ants cme out!
nb!
summore gt white baby eggs
cb!
really duno wad ma
mei mei do
the assistant also like wana
scream n scared like tat

nb

ants nest inside hp
really wtf
summore mp3 phone
cb

nw she PRO using
4G HP..

NOKIA 8310

LOL

Juz wana wish Myself,
& all ma muslims frenz
dun care u pure malay,
indon,
chinese-breed
or rempah breed

coz we all same same
muslim

so slamat hari raya
maaf zahir dan batin

if tiz blog gt criticize or hurt u in any other wae sorry ah?
if dun 4giv me
den 2moro we go commit sins.

NB CCB!!!
Wen gt idea 2 blog
webby dwn
pua cb!

nw webby up again
i 4gt aledi

cb...

Ever wonder wad wud happen If a PSP fell down 3 storey?
These pics r enough 2 explain...
NB DAMN JIA-LAT LIAO 2 HU KENA!

20/10/06 WILL NVR B 4GOTTEN!!!!!
Started off mitin maniam at 1pm at bedok inter
den we proceeded 2 his hse
cb all the wae like fuck
all buay sian
coz each of us torn last nyte
den nvr slp
aniwae planned out wif gay mit at M.D.I.S
at 3.45pm
CONFIRM! he sae...cb
so went 2 maniam rempah hse
n slack
gt notin 2 do play game...
cb
if comp game xbox or ps2
nvm

tiz 1 go his hse play CARROM BOARD!
cb!
HW 2 PLAY?
nb!
he teach me hw 2 play n shit
den afta play the carrom
CB i nt happy sia
nt even 1 game i win
muz b tiz santan odour frm him

aniwae while playin
the kardigan francis call
n so he joined us
like typical vain boys we r
we gt ready wax n make up
hahaha

maniam gt 1 new hairstyle
spike xyber!
aniwae went out 2 mit gay wen he
call me at 3.45pm sayin he juz reach hme
KNNCCB!!!

so we waited 4 him
at eunos mrt
while waiting maniam draw $$
while i buy PSP skin
den gay caught up wif us
n we met

upon arrival
gay n me smile knowing maniam surprise
lol...
so we proceeded 2 m.d.i.s to take bus 30
while walking
the kardigan francis hair like CB!
n we all laugh!
kardigan didnt noe wad we were talkin abt...
so i ask him u noe wads a pussy?
he pointed 2 his hair!
HAHAHAHAHAH
CB FUNNY SIA!

den we wait 4 the bus like 10min like tat
den otw we distb kardigan n pull his
cheebye tail n sae gay pull 1
hahaha
me n maniam shiok sia distb gay
den francis ask wher vivocity
gay answer
in front only can c wif ur thumb!
hahahahah
fuck backside sia!
really kecoh
nb
we buay tahan like wana die like tat
upon arrival we walk 2wards
vivo city
dat kardigan francis act like big fuck
lead us
den he entered harbourfront
we juz moved off without enterin the building
we all sneered n laugh!
Para kunjilek FRANCIS
vivo city is another building he cme harbourfront
want to lead us like big fuck!

saw a fountain at the main entrance
tat fountain will nvr b 4gotten
so we walked around
CB the place like maze!
Like takashimaya
walk here cme bck to A
walk left also cme bck to A
CB!

We walk walk wen
i c architect design
everywher u go,
sure is a water fountain area
n floor wet, nt coz raining or wad
bcoz its suppose 2 b flooded!!! cb!
i tink he young young nvr play water b4!

walk around take photo here n ther
wen 2 level 3 gt all the girls n kids play water
Nb kardigan also join n take photo
Stupid mama

after walkin arnd found an arcade
E-ZONE
cb gt noting 1 at the arcade
all outdated game!
den we sae the pool table
tot of play pool
bt KNNCCB!
$10 CHARGE BY THE MIN!

so we juz left..
den we proceeded to Long John silvers
wait 2 break fast there
den wait 4 nizam n rene

then we faster eat n slack outside
nb down there all so quiet sia
quite romantic also
next tyme cn bring girls here
den we all distb gay till he sian
dats wen i noticed sumting
n they all laugh non-stop
ever heard of HOOTERS?
well tat 1 near MOS 1 all quite chio 1
bt tiz 1 ah

CB
i call tiz 1 HOOTERS-CINA!!
COZ the place also restaurant
bt the place is crafted n designed
wif ancient chinese culture
summore the uniform also
orange n white tight2
bt den hor
tiz 1 no chio bu
no nid 2 beoh 1
tiz 1 u c wan 2 vomit blood sia!
all the workers here all
sam sui women!
PUI PUI!!!

so after slacking go Giant hypermarket
den dwn ther we play games n all
so many tings happen
kotex, condoms whispers all gt thrown around!
all like fuckers play here n there
den we played pasting papertape
at each others back
sayin 5cents lah gay lah
im beautiful
tat francis tried 2 paste at me
bt i chase him
it was den wen i caught up 2 him
den he fell flat on the floor
hahahahahaha
so many people watch us
bt we heck care
we go cheers 2 buy water
bt slack main entrance fountain 1st
dats wher the dae starts
i push francis in fountain n he was dripping wet
lol hahahahah!
so each of us gt wet in turn
next was me wen they all sae
sabo zaini bt instead i kena wet
cb!!! nizam carried me all the wae
next up was francis again
i pinned him dwn while maniam scothtape
his face to the back
den it was gay turn
n we gt help help frm an unexpected visitor
our old AH-NEH MAMA ISKANO!
He help carry tat gay 2 the fountain
nt once bt twice
into fountain get wet
come out again
kena push bck wet again
hahahah
afta saboh tat seelang gay
iskano dissappeared
BASTARD SIA
den ma turn i saboh
abg nizam again
hahahah
den we saboh rene
wah-piang-neh
took all of our strength 2 pull
her in
but really sway n fuck up
wen we push her in
the fountain finish

den turning 2 look around,
maniam was the only dry person
so evry1 carried him next
cheebye
while carrying him
he kick around
shoe fly socks also fly!
CB!
Luckily nvr kena public head
sway sia!
so while maniam was getting push in the fountain,
nizam held him dwn
n made him lie dwn on the fountain
maniam tried 2 get out bt
wherever he turn fountain water
gushed at his face
really sway sia
i push nizam bck in as a finale
All tiz while while we saboh

gt tourist take our photo n video
cb!! nvm spread the word!!!

den we go bck vivo city
all public c smile2 laugh laugh
cb
paiseh sia
den tat kardigan step terror malay
sae he kena SABUN!!!
HAHAHAHAHAH
SABUN!!! NT SABOH!!!
CB!
den afta playin we all c
we all duno hw 2 go hme...
cb!
drenched frm head 2 toe
underwear inside also wet
cb if take bus sure driver fuck us sia!
take train more teruk!
freezing sia the aircon
so we washed up
n took cab hme
nb
cab ride cost $21 plus
CHEEBYE
summore eve of public dae charge!
$3!!!!!!

well all went hme xcept maniam
hu crashed ma place
dried our shoes socks n underwear
tat maniam really stupid
want to bathe hot water
he on the tap full blast hot water
he screamed like girl
MUG COW PEAR LUCKY!!
i was cooking maggi n laughing alone
like 2moro judgement dae sia
den we wash n hang clothes 2 dry
den maniam borrowed ma clothes
so we wore identically the same
same boxers same basketball jersey
cb!
ma sister tot maniam was me!!!
hahahahahahaha
buay tahan
den we gave maniam his deepavali present
he was so TOUCHED HAHAHAHAH
den he gt furk up!
hahaha
juz c the video n u noe y....

slept late watch GANYUT!
really funny
laugh till sleep den woke up at 11am...
n here i am posting the blog...

ey readers
sori no tyme 2 write blog liao
course restart aledi
so i no longer wu liao

nb course damn boring lor
lecture here n there
knn evrybody in lecture hall
talk cock,
c porn,
sleep..lol

4 me simple
play psp all the wae
den after dat curse n swear
nvr pay attention
coz gt assignments 2 hand in next dae
knn!

summore gt dragonboat n in-line skating
coming up!
hahahaha
sure fun 1!
cant wait 2 saboh wen yen!

so the bbq was great ....

ALL THE MINAHS N MATS ALL CAME LIKE REAL!!!

BBQ was fun
40kg of chicken wings! CB!
we managed 2 finish it in the end!!!
lol..

aniwae had fun.
bbq like normal people
den as sun sets...
sum people break fast super damn early...
(Tsk...tsk...tsk)
den wen sun set...
all horns come out
gay kena the worst
cb he tried 2 throw water at me...
cb i take the whole pail throw at him
hahaha
direct hit!!!
den we all cont..2 play
while aving tiz ww3,
unholy alliance were made, sabotage were frequent
n betrayal was imminent
hahah
den tat gay suddenly went missing 4 1 hour
we tot he coward scared shit n all
bt after 1 hour came back smilling
he came bck wif a few palstic bag!
CB!!!
i saw him throw sumting at tat kardigan francis
tat was wen francis screamed
gay threw a direct shot
at Kardigan forehead!!
AN EGG!!! NB!
HE BROUGHT BACK REINFORCEMENT N BACKUP!
CB
he also bought flour!!!
hahahah lol
NB!!
At tat moment all run like lan cheow!
gay chase n chase evry1
all was fun
and all
so wad landed me at hospital?
1 egg 2 the head
5 waterbombs
2 packets of flour
1/4 botle of mug

cb at the end of the dae
we made a mess of the area we went 2 clean up
flour all ovr the place
nb like bangla worker throw soap powder b4 washing
if patrol came, cb sure kena kan 1!

but the best was ma guest wen yen
she participated the most
about 4-5 buckets of pail
hahah
bt we all like the bastards we r,
after she spent long2 time
at toilet drying herself wif hand dryer,
we juz waited patiently
outside wif 3 buckets
wen she came out again she was drenched again
lol
hahahahah
4 the finally
she gt herself ice cold syrup on her head!

played 21
hahah
we tried sum drinks there
brewed ourselves kind
coke +chilli sauce+toothpaste
coke +vitamilk+syrup+fries+chips
lol
many other combinations
all taste like shit
hahaah
loser muz drink
hahaha

lol
aniwae was fun
it ended wif evry1 tired n sleepy
bt nt b4 we goin 2 change
took a shower
den underwear flying above ur head like cannon balls

tat 1 i dun touch
really disgusting
lol

KNNBCCB!!!!!!
was so looking 4wad 2 the bbq
bt den tings cork up!!!
CB!
Frenz hu noe each other
4 more den 7 years all
breaking up!
U CALL URSELF BROTHERS?
Lan cheow ok?

brothers look up to each other!
Lan cheow u all look dwn on 1 person
knn
u call tiz mutual respect?
All cow-pear-cow-boo!

dun tink 4 urself can?
yah we all gt our own life to lead
bt CB LAH!
plan out 3-4 weeks ago
den last min sum people gt tiz lah tat!
NB!
Like tat might as well cancel!
CB i paiseh liao
tell all ma frenz i invited 2 cancel
KNN!!!

BT under tiz circumstances
i planned out wif maniam
so we might b goin on as planned....

juz nw after prayer
go mit ma frenz
at hawker centre

den we like ah pek
order kopi n teh tarik
NB at the end of the nyte ma fren
MABUK TEH!!!!

lol!!!
aniwae we like
hooligans ther
all like KNN FUCKERS
dun giv a shit 2 others
summore the mama
hu took orders cme
like tai-long like tat
CB summore i sae nice nice
n clear clear
our orders
then wen food cme

CB!
Fuck the mama backside man!

giv us wrong order
summore ma food nvr even cme
CB
i dwn ther like
wan 2 scold him
KNNCCB para pundek!

haiz aniwae was ther
talk cock n lan cheow
typical boys beh song
after abt 9 cups of
beverages we juz go walk2
den NB!!!!
SO FAST 11PM!!!!

NO BUS ALEDI!!!!
CB!!! NB!!!
2moro mornin gt werk!
Bai-cher!
aniwae i juz walk hme...
NB 2nyte so nt ma dae.......

nw very tired n sian liao
k lah gd nyte!

wads the most fuck up i ever did?
hmm..lets begin shall we?

sell illegal/pirated stuff lol
(not naming any later kena kan by police)
whack people (wich boy nvr b4?)

ride n dash
1st tyme was wen we were frm boon lay 2 pasir ris
KNN 5 People squeeze inside 1 cab
CB i sit in back centre seat
so stinky all arm pit smell like fuck!
NB can pengsan!
anywae we were almost there
wen 1 of ma fren sae
apek stop here
it was nt the destination but 10 blks awae
suddenly all ma frenz
chao frm taxi!!!
NB!!
leave me alone!!!
sum frenz ther r!
so i panic!
den i also run lah
CB the apek chase 1 of ma fren
bt nvr catch us
NB pity sia the apek
so old
summore the fare $38.90
KNN poor ting
Fuck sia
(T_T) Cant believe im 1 of them!!!!

another tyme was dine n dash!
it was during ma graduation frm sec skol
we went 2 tiz seafood RESTAURANT!!!
there were 12 of us
so we order alot
coz 1 of ma fren sae he BELANJA!!!
NB bloody rich sia
aniwae wen we fin eat
i nid 2 go toilet
while doing buisness
ma fren call CB
cannot piss in peace?
lan cheow
so he tell me wait at the carpark
so i go lor
it was den tat i notice
dat ma frenz start
cme 1 by 1
den evry1 laugh2
den last person cme out all run
it was den tat
i realize they dine n dash!

NB the food damn expensive!
Summore can nvr pay
CB!
All tiz was plan before

haiz

ther r other xiao xiao
stuff i do

but cannot remember
CB
tink ma head library izit?
Lan cheow ok?
k-lah going ma prayers nw!
cleansing all ma sins
(- . -)"

sori 4 nt updating...
NB bin Bz at hme
N nw gt no tyme...

coz playin psp alwaes wen gt tyme...
Bt really hor
i damn piss off
KNNCCB
1 game match wait
load is abt 4-5mins as seen as below




Really fuck up!
aniwae nw im concentrating ma tyme on
ma Gf
coz later once she starts skol
she gt no tyme 4 me

see-bay-sian liao
also ma course starting again 4 1 month
knn waste ma tyme

summore hari raya
half-wae the course
NB like tat hw 2 celebrate collect $$

CB management
wan 2 haf course do tat kind of date
NB..

Cannot let us njoy a bit more?
sum pep wana play
sum pep wan 2 eat n nvr "Puasa"
sum pep wana slp like die like tat
(wake up 2pm)
sum pep wan tyme 2 beoh at geylang
NB...

tiz break really quite short
3 weeks onli
bt den hor
miz ma company
can xiao xiao again
cow-pay here n ther again
prank here n ther
distb ma fren
specially "Kadir" n "Ghandi!"
lol!!!

kah nw i gtg
go mit batista at ma psp
bye!!

Remember This news article???
Did u noe sum of the pics n info
r taken WITHOUT PERMISSION????
NB I DUNO SIA!!!!

Sum pep who blog WANT to be seen...
what better way to be seen than to be splashed across the front page of the national newspaper?
CORRECT?
But not everyone who blogs want to be seen lor
I blog, but I keep my blog private liao
(**scold maself 'lan-cheow ok?")
cheaper write diary like girl, and saves trees lol!!!!
i write blog to share ma lan chow day and what tick me off
BUT i never advertise it.
i dun wan 2 b famous or ASK 2b famous
like those famous bloggers

ya most pple write blog coz they *wu liao.
*(boring nthing to do)
i suggest all bloggers put a privacy policy in their blogs
regarding use of photos in public media...
So who owns copyright to those KNN photos
The photographers or friendster/blog websites ?
not Ah beng
not Ah huat
but.....
AH DUNO...
Coz more and more young people
nw losing interest in the 140 ranking media.
They switch to blogs to get more accurate and objective news reports
provided by the citizen journalists.
It is not improvement but damage control.
Singapore doesn't have a privacy law so go figure,
unless the photos show you in an comprimising situation
and i'm pretty sure the editors didn't bother
trying to play around with the javascripts password settings for those photos

So wad im tryin 2tell iz tat
Straits Times n other high rank company
gt right 2 take our lan chow pic
n suka-suka use to their own use..

AS QUOTED FRM HERE!!!!
http://forums.clubsnap.org/showpost.php?p=2343327&postcount=84

SO BLOGGERS TAKE CARE OF UR OWN PICS...
TATS Y I REMOVE MA PIC frm ma blog!!

ma face come out straits time
i realy sian liao...

was browsing sum Osim products online
wen i encountered a joke pic
im sure u people all gt c the new osim i-gallop chair
i mean 1 look at it n evry1 noe wad they tinking
its meant 4 girl liao so very the obvious wad evry1 was tinking..
tiz is the answer lor..
this ma gay fren sure buy 1 !!!!
im sure k.g n maniam sure agree wif me 1!!!

spent 4hrs deleting computer stuff
(mp3/ video / pic)

NB wad happen a few nyte ago
scare me sia
was out wif ma frenz at coffee express
ma frenz all chinese so i only malay
(NB i c they all eat like wana cry liao)
i fasting cant eat haiz...

aniwae was slacking wif them talk cock n all
meet ma fren terry ther say kind of thing must go there to settle.
so i go lor..
den i ask y go coffee express?
NB i fasting later all malay aunties all sae i nvr fast if sit ther
he juz laugh about it...

sae he wana beoh chio-boo frm the food stall
the girls know how to dress skirt tight tight, top tight tight, a few button.
Very the sexy and like those office girl from overseas magazine.
Too bad they think they very high class, like their cheebye is made of gold.
den he sae can beoh sec skol chio also...
CCB sec skol so young n immature also wana beoh n chio
NB pervertic sia tiz terry...
aniwae wen mit him he wif tiz chio-boo n wif sean
so we all talk talk
all talk cock waste tyme
actually all can discuss on phone wan...
NB waste ma fucking tyme..

den while we were talkin
gt some mat reap n minah2 all cme sit next to us..
nb
they all nvr puasa can shout to ah pek order chicken rice summore!
sean ask y i nvr join them i juz show middle finger

aniwae these mats n minahs all like act tiz their father place..
smoke then blow to us sae vulgarities loud loud
den c porn on their hp like hooligans buay tahan wana PCC like tat

aniwae we juz ignored them until i noticed 1 of them stare stare at me
i also stare back lah
den i recognised his face
NB ma old primary skol fren
cb last tyme he so kuai kuai
alwaes 1st in class n fuck
nw he bleach blonde hair earring tatoo at neck, arm n leg

i c tiz kind of ting like wah cow way
so fierce sia i sae 2 him
den he told me last tyme he gagsta mah bt nw
he gantung baju(quit)
aniwae he sae wad i do here den i sae i wif ma fren lor..
den suddenly ma fren sit down
he also ask me sit down

i ask y bt he sit dwn
his gang all quiet n act kuai
i turn 2 c 8 CISCO officer coming 2wards us
NB SUMORE GT 4 POLICE CAR DWN THERE!

Wah, look damn fierce man.
I see already I also scared.
Because at first, I am thinking die,
this police all come here is to catch me,
because last tyme ma computer gt downloading software den kena caught.
i think they scan my PC see I got download movie again or not.
NB tat gay recently gime sum movie video 2 ma comp
all wana save $$$ dun wan go movie so download liao.
Den again tiz gay gt chat wif me on msn send items online and all...
wah nw i scared coz if they can track mine, they can track his!
this gay gt lots of porn in his comp!
Even gay porn!(Maniam sae 1!!!)
Last tyme i go he 4 gt 2 delete the view files all gt porn NB!
Especially the japanese type.
I also dunno why gay he download the japanese xxx, the jap girls is quite chio,
but many no neh neh,
and cannot see cheebye lan cheow one,
all square squares.
Sometimes when the jap girl suck cock,
the square square got so many until her face also cannot see.
Only can hear her noise.
Like that also shiok.
Seelang GAY, always use PC download this kind of fuck thing, see lah!
Kena scan by Gahmen computer and
the police send their CISCO team come liao.

Somemore I scared because I remember in London
they chase one fella and shoot him until die, thought he was the cheebye terrorist.
In the end he is not a terrorist, just look like one.
And London police never even say sorry, only say regret!!!
KNNBCCB!
Shoot wrong person still only say REGRET?!!!
Lan cheow ok!
The only person regret is that poor fucker who run, man.
Regret he meet this kind of police!Nabei!!!
At least in London they regret.
I think in Singapore if you kena shoot, police will not regret or say sorry.
Maybe even get medal.
Who call you stupid fucker carry big bag in MRT,
see police liao go and run ah?
So I stand there.
Dunno to fucking run or stone there.
If I run, I scared they shoot me.
If I stone there,
I scared they come and catch me for GAY xxx files.
That chow GAY, all his fucking fault!!!
Then I heard the officer shout at the the mat n minah.
Tell them to get lost or get caught by police.
they juz ignore them..
den gt 1 big malay seargeant shout at them go home.
So drama sia! Wah lao eh!!
Why so many police come?
Even send the cisco police? Five people only!
The normal police come can already lor,
public nonsense only what.
One police post mata come and tell them to fuck off should be enough.
The normal police not free have to send cisco issit?
Wah lan eh.
They are Fantastic Four got powers issit?
Heng ah, if got more people and carry weapons type,
then comfirm the CID, army, navy and airforce also come.
National Day over already, all this people free what.
By this time, I also sian coz i chat wif 1 of the mats.
i kena screen by officer n all.
ma frenz also kena screen.
NB kena screen 4 noting.

I also told myself better go back and delete those porn file.
Wait really kena police knock down my door and send me to jail to kena fuck backside.